Harvest

Uranus

Harvest

Uranus

Video Game

Pixel art Rogue-like

Immerse yourself in the cold, technocratic world of the future, where humans no longer have a place and are forced to perform tasks for the higher races on distant colonies. Your target is Uranus. Plant toxic plants, explore the world and die to give yourself hope in the new game

Immerse yourself in the cold, technocratic world of the future, where humans no longer have a place and are forced to perform tasks for the higher races on distant colonies. Your target is Uranus. Plant toxic plants, explore the world and die to give yourself hope in the new game

What are you talking about?

Harvest Uranus is a cross between action roguelite, farmsim and puzzle game. Embark on quests from opposing factions or choose a life of a freelancer, grow toxic plants, experiment with breeding, pesticides, flamethrowers, laser katanas, waterguns and other ridiculous tools; explore various planets and fight aliens while trying to earn money to travel to the next planetoid so you can get closer to your dream.

This game is about suffering. And about madness. It takes a madman to escape the quiet collective farms of Venus and go to Uranus to try your luck, putting your life on the line for a little ephemeral freedom. But it's already happened, so enjoy growing toxic plants that will blow your mind for a pile of garbage, credits, and a roll of toilet paper.

"Our future lies in extraterrestrial biology. Why? Because we are what we eat, and we, cows, eat plants. But you have to remember that plants are not only the path to intellectual hegemony, but also a big pain in the ass, so don't pass up the opportunity to light those rebels on fire, got it? At ease"

"Our future lies in extraterrestrial biology. Why? Because we are what we eat, and we, cows, eat plants. But you have to remember that plants are not only the path to intellectual hegemony, but also a big pain in the ass, so don't pass up the opportunity to light those rebels on fire, got it? At ease"

Hegemonium Jr. Minotaurus

CEO of the Cows Dynasty

Escape from politics, abusive family, dull jobs, and jealous friends... to the quiet, mysterious world of extraterrestrial biology. A dream? Let's see

Key Features:
- Get assignments from Cow Benevolent Dynasty or The Herbal Collective to grow plants and defend your base on the colony


- Explore planets, find new gadgets and find a way to get the hell out of here


- A New Chance: failure is not the end. There are many like you on the orbiting ship: just wake up the new adventurer and start your journey from the beginning

You will

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Never

Hear

Hear

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